There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
