hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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