I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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