His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
