but the lizard people decide everything anyway
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
