just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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