He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
