sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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