hotel room ftw
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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