Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
This is my gift to your gina
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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