that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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