Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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