You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I've blown a few things in my day
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Randomize
