he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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