There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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