Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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