I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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