So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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