I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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