It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We had sex on a dog bed..
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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