Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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