I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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