DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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