Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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