The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
