Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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