Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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