It's like God shit irony all over that family
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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