How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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