a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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