oh god the rape fog is back!
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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