It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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