She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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