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  Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.

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• Just take a crack @ it!!

  Submitted by mordantmouth on Jul 12, 12 at 4:26pm

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• I have literally received this exact text, verbatim. From more than one person.

  Submitted by friedbunnies on Jul 12, 12 at 8:48pm

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• timer on your cell cam. go in the bathroom. set timer. put phone on vanity. turn around. put your hands up against the door/wall like you're getting arrested and they're patting you down. click. send.

  Submitted by SSmackk on Jul 12, 12 at 5:34pm

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• Get a friend to do it. Seriously, you have to have at least one friend you're unembarrassed to be bare-assed (sorry) in front of.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 12, 12 at 6:46pm

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• Wide angle panoramic lens?

  Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 12, 12 at 2:43pm

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• now that is a good question.... I hope whoever it was addressed to responded and shared her experience, so that the world may benefit...

  Submitted by souljehr on Jul 12, 12 at 2:43pm

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• lol that's what cameras with timers were invented for

  Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 12, 12 at 4:47pm

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• Assuming this is a question they want answered, I'd say check The Chive.

  Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jul 12, 12 at 3:30pm

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• Nice pick up line. But, why do you need a pic of your butt, dude?

  Submitted by mamamax on Jul 12, 12 at 9:22pm

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• #ThingsScarJoRegretsAsking

  Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Jul 12, 12 at 7:13pm

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  • This is not twitter, it could have been funny had it been written in the correct context of this forum. Your hashtag means nothing here.

    Submitted by haleyhazard on Jul 13, 12 at 1:12am

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• If you don't have an ass like hers keep a little something on makes you look less flabby

  Submitted by kgirl1992 on Jul 13, 12 at 12:20pm

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• Take Off Your Clothes Like Scarlett Johansson.

  Submitted by marianasgirl on Jul 13, 12 at 12:41am

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• Just take a pic of your ass its not hard either laying down overview with a front camera or doggy style behind with a big mirror odds are he won't care

  Submitted by caraline on Jan 21, 14 at 11:20pm

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