Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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