Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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