Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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