Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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