She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Is Oprah even human
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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