I'm jealous of your bromance
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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