I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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