Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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