Just fell off a train. Bad.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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