dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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