nut hugger
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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