hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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