I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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