I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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