You really coming over, don't trick.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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