Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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